Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Why the United States is the greatest country in the whole entire America

Alternate title: signs heralding the downfall of society.

A competitive eating video game.

Players will have to master "offensive and defensive weapons including burps, belches, and mustard gas." They will also have to control their gag reflex to prevent their on screen counterpart from hurling.

Good god almighty, what a great country.

Question, does this mean the terrorists won or lost?


Post a Comment

<< Home