The latest addition to my Enemies List

The clomp-clomp girl.

In other words, the oh my god, can you believe how many guys are looking at me? It's sooooo annoying when all these guys are turning their heads to look at me! And it's not because of my obscenely loud shoes!


What recessive genetic abnormality do you have that makes you think you're so goddamn important that you can disrupt an entire library full of people who are doing actual work? Fuck you and fuck your ugly-ass noise makers. I'm glad you're so grown up now that you can shop at high end places like Old Navy, but give it a rest, eh Naomi?


(I would say those jeans make your ass look fat, but it's your huge fat ass that does that)