Everything you ever wanted to know about camping poo etiquette

Can be found here (it uses the word "shit" alot).

The rest of the comments are entertaining too. It reminds me of this classic of mine (if I may say so). What is it about bathroom stuff that always entertains?

In an unrelated request, does anyone know what the German guy is saying when he stabs the American soldier in the chest towards the end of Saving Private Ryan?