Happy 4th of July, bitches!

May you sup on succulent carcasses and imbibe the fermented nectar of the gods.

My interpretation of that this year will be sushi, shrimp on the barbie, coronas, and margaritas (my own special blend). I love the fact that my family's 4th this year is a combination of Japanese, Australian, and Mexican (shrimp on the barbie is Australian, isn't it?). That's what America is all about baby: doin' your own dumbass thing, whatever the hell it is. Go America!

Have a great 4th everyone!