Monday, April 24, 2006

More boner pills please

Horn of rhinoceros. Penis of tiger. Root of sea holly. Husk of the emerald-green blister beetle known as the Spanish fly. So colourful and exotic is the list of substances that have been claimed to heighten sexual appetite that it is hard not to feel a twinge of disappointment on first beholding the latest entry - a small, white plastic nasal inhaler containing an odourless, colourless synthetic chemical called PT-141. Plain as it is, however, there is one thing that distinguishes PT-141 from the 4,000 years' worth of recorded medicinal aphrodisiacs that precede it: this one actually works.


This could be good news. Sex is fun.

4 Comments:

At 25/4/06 10:30, Anonymous Anonymous said...

it will be interesting to note if insurance will cover it. 90% of prescription insurance plans cover viagra; however, only 20% cover the birth control pill. since this new drug is marketed to women as well, my guess is "no".

 
At 25/4/06 10:40, Anonymous garlic said...

good stat anon.

 
At 26/4/06 01:15, Blogger TSS said...

Yeah, but birth control is the work of the devil, and boners are divine. :)

That's ridiculous of course. If it weren't for birth control, my life would really really suck right now.

 
At 17/6/06 10:43, Anonymous Anonymous said...

funniest f-in thing ive ever read in my whole life and thatz saying a lot cause i read so much i think my eyes might bleed!you make my life!

 

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