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150 of the best Monty Python sketches. You're welcome.

Loosening a wheel nut with a gun can be dangerous

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A man trying to loosen a stubborn lug nut blasted the wheel with a 12-gauge shotgun, injuring himself badly in both legs, Kitsap County sheriff's deputies said.

Sweet Jesus almighty.

"He's bound and determined to get that lug nut off,"

Hey dipshit, try some WD-40 and a longer wrench next time.

1977 Penny's catalogue

While these scans are absolutely hysterical in their own right, what I found particularly funny was the beer casket chairs/tableset from JB's basement. Alas, they've gone to the great redneck's trailer in the sky. But the memories remain. Oh... the underaged drunken memories...

Bacon salt

Kosher/vegetarian bacon flavored salt (one flavor is even vegan). Genius. Sheer genius. (article) (site)

"It should be the new salt. It is the new salt. Everything should taste like bacon."

Amen, brother. Amen.