What a man wants

Garbage like this is why women should never take advice on men from other women. Is this why they act so stupid all the time, because they listen to tripe like this?

The best way to seduce a man the first time is to let him know you're interested -- but not easy -- with the word maybe.

Maybe you should get together, maybe you'll have a drink with him, maybe you'd like to see his place. There's enough yes in maybe to keep a man from feeling rejected and enough no to keep him challenged.

Any worthwhile man saw straight through what you think is a clever little game and moved onto someone normal. What horrible advice. Ladies, when it comes to men, think simple. S-I-M-P-L-E. We lead simple lives and appreciate a simple straightforward exchange. If you like us, great. If not, fine, go away.

We're not as easily fooled as you think we are. We see your games for what they are and start avoiding you as soon as we detect one (unless you're hot, then roughly 75% of us will ignore the games and go for you anyway, 99% if there's alcohol involved).

Look, take Dave Chappelle's advice on men (nsfw). He'll tell ya straight up how it works.


(on closer inspection, that column was written by a man, but he did a piss poor job of representing us -- just spitting female misconceptions back to them isn't helping anyone)