Drunken Wisdom

Is there any better kind? As we all know, our bestest ideas of all come from drunkenness.

To counteract the possibly controversial post below, I offer you something completely ridiculous: drunken quotes (from Modern Drunkard Magazine).

A few favorites:

“If you don’t drink in the morning, you can’t be drunk all day.”

“Now that I can see two of you, you’re twice as hot.”

“So, have you always been a tool, or are you just going for the ‘look’?”

Heh, heh. The Seattle Scribe is back!

Please leave any drunken wisdom you may have in the comments. I will add them to my growing text file of gems.