The problem with Seattle is you can't justify sunglasses in the morning

me, walking down the middle of a busy downtown street, comes up to a cop standing at the end of an extended huge construction site that I just walked past

cop: Sir, this whole side is blocked off for like, three blocks.

me: I noticed that.

cop: You're walking down a lane of traffic.

me: I know.

cop: [shakes head]

me: [keeps walking]

Have a great weekend everyone! Not that anyone cares, but I'll toss up the Drive By Truckers story this weekend.