Ladies' man
I recently came up with the most romantic thing you could possibly do for a woman.
Get your special lady a box of high end chocolates for Valentine's Day. It's empty except for a nice red envelope with her name on it and maybe some hearts around it or something. Inside the envelope is a coupon to a plastic surgeon and a note that says, "Because you're too fat".
There are several things wrong with this, but the main one is that I have to actively censor myself from doing such things. It's cruel yes, but hilariously so. Perhaps this has something to do with why I'm blogging on a Friday night.
I actually stay in on weekends deliberately, so this isn't a sign of my unpopularity (my lack of a girlfriend is the sign for that). I stay in on weekends and go out on weekdays. The way I see it, I have a 5 day weekend and no job. Woohoo!
School starts Monday morning bright and early though. The party is basically over.
posted by RWBB @ 6/15/2007 10:42:00 PM
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5 Comments:
What the hell are you going to school for? That was kind of abrupt.
Back to school eh. Lectures, assignments, projects, quizzes, exams...Urgh! Then there are those college hotties... Good luck!
it's in the title -- he's going to gigolo school. Awesomely, Firefox's spell checker has gigolo in it.
Ok, so as your lone lady reader – I do have to acknowledge that should you ever provide such a gift, I will likely be visiting you GRAVE … not that I wouldn’t find it humorous (and greatly value the thoughtful gift) … but I am not so average.
Good luck @ school today!
I don't think there's a lady alive who would appreciate a gift like that. Which I suppose is the humor.
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