Thursday, June 01, 2006

Navy Simulator

This reminds me of an SNL skit that was a fake commercial for the Navy. It showed guys doing laundry, mopping the floor, serving slop, etc. It's one of my favorites.

This is a list of ways to simulate being in the Navy at home (complete list at link):


1. Lock all friends and family outside. Your only means of communication should be with letters that your neighbours have held for at least three weeks, discarding two of five.

2. Surround yourself with 200 people that you don't really know or like: people who smoke, snore like Mack trucks going uphill, and use foul language like a child uses sugar on cereal.

3. Unplug all radios and TVs to completely cut yourself off from the outside world. Have a neighbour bring you a Time, Newsweek, or Proceedings from five years ago to keep you abreast of current events.

4. Monitor all home appliances hourly, recording all vital information (ie: plugged in, lights come on when doors open, etc)

5. Do not flush the toilet for five days to simulate the smell of 40 people using the same commode.

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