401-keg plan

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.



And with that, I bid you all a happy weekend. I plan on finding some local music joint and going there by myself. I have to get out and make friends somehow, and all my current friends are busy. Any suggestions are appreciated.

(yes, I stole the joke from somewhere)